Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
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