so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
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