So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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