Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
Just say you're the husband at the front desk to get in. She's in room 15 at the ER.
what? who is this?
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
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