Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant.
Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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