his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
Does it bother you that I left your underwear hanging in a tree at the zoo? i think the turtles are enjoying it.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
I sent out a mass text that said "margaritas for Jesus?" and nobody responded, worst Easter ever.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
your like the ambassador to my penis.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
Glad I can drunkenly remember to not get tomatoes on my Mexican pizza but can't tell a guy to keep his hands off my ass
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
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