im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
we're making bets on your personal life
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
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Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
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