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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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