Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
I woke up with $100 in my pocket and I was so excited until I found an atm receipt for a $500 withdrawal. Not as exciting.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
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