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Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
just met our mailman at a party, he asked me out. i said yes, but only if he picks me up in the mail truck. how jealous are you
I unwillingly was the ball between four hungry hippos last night. I thought the one chick was actually going to eat me
First drunken handjob: not successful. Second handjob, mostly sober: much better. Nightly news brought to you by me.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
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