I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
At a straight bar and poker face just came on...must...resist....urge to gay it up
Why would that come on at a straight bar? I thought they just played Don't Stop Believin and Wonderwall on repeat
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
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