since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
my credit card is covered in vodka and bad memories
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
You're the Michael Phelps of my vagina. Most decorated Fuckolympian of all time.
Am I going to be on condom boxes?
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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