she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
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