Nicole vs. Life
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
Randomize
