i'm home, then i'll come over
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nvm.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
she called me screaming that i shouldn't ignore her phone calls, because she's not trying to get me to hang out with her and she doesn't want to be my girlfriend, she just wants sex.
what did you do?
i asked her out. that's so hot.
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
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