Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I'm sitting here watching a kid lick a basketball- where have i gone wrong in life?
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
I think I've been inadvertently participating in a contest to see how many times I can show up to work hungover in my first year of teaching. And I'm the only participant. Not sure if I'm winning or losing.
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
tell me about the fingering
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