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you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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