how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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