As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
I swear it's like I have a jerk off quota I have to meet each week. If I miss three days I have a wet dream and it's like a wasted jizz, and it gets everywhereeeeeee.
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
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