haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
sometimes i wish i could just stick a turkey baster up there and suck out the blood
so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
Some creeps at the festival started talking to me, so I told them I was going change my tampon. Worked like a charm.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
I just found a hunk of ham in my back jeans pocket from god knows when. We gotta stop going so ham.
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
Your dress got me laid by one of Obama's Secret Service members. Patriotic duty, check.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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