am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
last night was the icing on my 3 week vodka binge cake
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
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