You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
oddly enough my penis is pretty tan. the part of my body that gets the least amount of sunlight is tanner than most of the rest of my body.
I think its part of male evolution. Pretty soon they'll have diamonds on them and taste like chocolate.
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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