2:23 am: come sit on my lap i have a stick that'll keep you in place
what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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