Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
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