Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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