I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
I am full of burrito and curiosity
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
All I remember about last st pattys day was I was in a bathtub with full bubbles, fully clothed, drinking out of a flamingo lawn ornament that someone cut a hole in.
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
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