I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
they had to hand cuff you because you wouldn't stop trying to unzip the paramedic's pants...this is why i love you
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
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