I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
Randomize
