booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
For future reference "I'm too drunk to come today" is an acceptable line to get out of work. I love my job
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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