it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
headbutted the bartender, tried to bite the bouncer, and pissed on a cops shoes. and i still got laid. god, it's good to be home
Drinking at work by myself... My boss just walked into me copying my face on the copy machine..
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
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