why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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