yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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