i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
I'm drunk enough to know I'm texting you and sober enough to know what I'm saying to you
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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