Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
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