And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
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