Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
Randomize