Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
I am full of burrito and curiosity
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
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