how can u be prego again
Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
i just fell asleep masturbating. I'm no longer surprised i'm single. I can't even pleasure myself.
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
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