it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
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