I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
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You. Win. At. Life.
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Some chick asked if she could eat me because I'm dressed as a taco. I introduced her to RJ. Best Wingman.
We're just Facebook friends. Use guy logic. I tapped your wife in high school, 20 years and 60 lbs ago, when she was hot and experimental. Why would I mess with that now? It would ruin the vivid memories of her that I keep in my spank bank.
I will find you...
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
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