whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
ttyl tear gas
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
She broke up with me after I spent the whole day speaking in nothing but Marshawn Lynch quotes.
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
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