I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
I'm gonna fight the coyote
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
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