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Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
you know you've been in a long relationship when u start retiring sex toys
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
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