it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
Do you have any idea why the dryer isn't working?
Because you touch yourself at night.
you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
This spray tan I used isn't working out. I spent an hour exfoliating and rubbing the damn stuff in with rubber gloves. I wanted the alluring, sun-kissed, sexy look. I've achieved smelling like burnt popcorn and the cats won't stop licking me. I'm a salt lick for cats.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
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