now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
mom just found 19 empty wine bottles in my closet. i hate spring cleaning
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
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