What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
To celebrate your birthday last night, I got drunk and sang drift away in buffalo wild wings. Happy birthday. The entire bar sang the chorus with me. It was magical.
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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