problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
Dude, this chick, who is smokin by the way, has 4 false teeth on top from a softball accident that she can take out if she wants... Who's getting amazing head tonight? This guy!
I don't know whether to be creeped out by the fact this chick can do that, or jealous because you're getting toothless head.
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
The to do list extremely baked self wrote for me last night says "1. Join gym 2. Passport? 3. Join a gym" And then just a drawing of a squid
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
I'm about to smoke a joint alone, do you want to FaceTime and pretend you're smoking it too?
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
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