Whod you bang
Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
You know the @ sign on twitter? i wish there was one of those in real life so that the smokin' hot guy at the bar would know the slutty unbuttoning of my shirt was directed @ him, not @ his friend who looks like Mickey Rourke post-face melting
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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