Joe is yelling at the trees again.
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
I just threw up during my phone interview for the largest PR firm in the world.
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
Emily is drunk. We're coming to see you at work and we're bringing jello shots for you.
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
I'm having to shit out rocks
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