She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
I just found a bagel and a condom in my coat pocket. I love blackouts
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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