on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
One good thing about being really drunk when you go out to dinner is that the leftovers are a surprise. These quesadillas had shrimp in them! Who knew?
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
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