They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
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