Is it normal to miss your booty call?
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
onenightstand. Woke up and saw my nuva ring on the floor. apparently he thought it was a glow stick. pick me up please?
he didnt ask why there was a glowstick shoved up your vag?
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
Did I show you my penis last night?
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
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