I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
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